当之无愧的第一喷子：河流之主对话全曝光

对艾克：

"Your youthful rebellion is as tedious as your hairstyle."

人和发型一样中二。

"Youthful ignorance is unfortunately your best quality."

很不幸，你最大的优点差不多就是中二了。(为啥厂长就一定是中二的代表呢)

对菲奥娜：

"A duel is a fight between two imbeciles... and you are the greatest."

决斗是只有两个蠢货掐在一起才会干的事...然而你却是决斗界的大师。(强行把剑姬拉低一个level)

对菲兹：

"Wouldn't you care to travel to your people's destination?"

你不想知道你族人们去哪儿了?(跳走了吧)

对盖伦

"Are you the waiter of this establishment?"

你是服务员吗?(又来一位!)

对纳尔：

"Your conversation makes as much sense as a fish in lingerie!"

跟听懂你说话相比，我还是选择死亡吧。(纳尔渣渣!~)

对古拉加斯：

"Your tastes are as elegant as a broken latrine."

你对酒的品位差不多也就是个坏掉的小便池的水平。(你这个太恶心了 兄弟毒舌不是这样的啊!)

对迦娜：

"Girl, you're as appealing as a cake in the rain."

姑娘，你就如淋了雨的蛋糕一样诱人。

(注：a cake in the rain是个梗，出处是Jimmy Webb写的歌《MacArthur Park》，歌词

Someone left the cake out in the rain”用来比喻失恋。感谢1l大兄弟指出。)

对嘉文四世：

"Anything getting through that gold helmet of yours?"

你那个金闪闪的头盔里面有脑子么?(黑的不行!)

对贾克斯：

"Boy, you're a few candles short of a lantern."

少年，要玩灯?你还差几根蜡烛。(是不是再给你们俩一顿晚餐啊!)