当之无愧的第一喷子：河流之主对话全曝光

对阿兹尔：

"An emperor as humble as he is beloved."

瞧这个爱装逼又没人爱的皇帝。

"Son, your empire was built on sand."

孩子，你那个帝国不过是建在流沙上。

"You're the emperor - of mashed potatoes and gravy."

你确实是个皇帝，不过也就统治统治浓汤土豆泥了。(沙皇也是被喷的不要不要的)

对布里茨：

"If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?"

如果你有个金子做的心，钢做的躯体，为啥脑子就省了料只能用白铁了呢?(这不遭到最后投资商没钱了吗)

对布隆：

"You're strong like bull, and smart like cow."

你壮如牛...也蠢如牛。

"My moustache will eat yours."

连我的胡子都能吊打你的胡子。(我不信，布隆大树这胡子多有型!)

对科加斯：

"Personally I hunger for things less literal."

我跟你都很饿，但是我毕竟比你饿得有追求。(你为啥不跟大嘴比!)

对库奇：

"You're as subtle as a gold codpiece."

你既有腔调又难以捉摸，可以比作一块镶金的裤裆布。(说实话没看懂!)

对德莱厄斯：

"I presume you are the waiter at this establishment."

我猜你大概是这里的服务员?(全是服务员!)

对戴安娜：

"Girl, you're crazier than a mouse in moonshine."

姑娘，你简直比见了月光的耗子还吓人。(你这个比喻很惊悚!)

对德莱文：

"At least the rumour of your vanity isn't overrated."

不黑不吹，你的自恋程度确实名不虚传。(还可以，如果金牌主播皮肤建议再来个特殊音效!)

对蒙多：

"Your addiction is as exemplary as your intellect."

你对痛苦的追求和你的智商一样感人。(人家就是靠这个活着的好不好)